Now we are both in turmoil. This smallholding goes on the market tomorrow. Visitors by appointment only. I am not looking forward to the experience and I'm thinking of learning how to use the .22 so I can better discourage those nosey arseholes who DARE to come up this lane without an appointment.
Of course this will not apply to regular visitors or clematis seekers. Just don't be thinking that a For Sale sign at the bottom of the lane means you get to rummage through my drawers and cupboards.