One of the more tedious things about returning to work is having to catch up on all the notes, memos and reports that accumulate during my absence. Sometimes these can be amusing. Once I read a report that stated that a client had called on staff during the night because 'midgets were coming in her window.'
During my most recent vacation this was written in notes -
"I was later contacted by the PSNI to see if M___ had left a monkey in the office"