Pearlie: Have ye any of that black paint left ye were painting the spoutings with?
Pearlie: Och. That's a pity.
Bert: Was there something you wanted me to paint for you?
Pearlie: It disnae matter.
Bert: Go on. Tell me what you wanted me to paint for you.
Pearlie: I was going to ask you tae paint my shoes for they're awful grey luckin'.
Bert: Have you ever had your shoes painted with Hammerite before?
Pearlie: No, but I thought it would have made a brave good job of them.