Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The Return of Pisher McGee aka Harry de Cat

Poor cat, poor cat, don’t lie to me
Tell me, where did you piss last night?
Nelly’s bed, Nelly’s bed
All over Nelly’s legs
Then I shiver’d the whole night through

Poor cat, poor cat, where did you go?
I went where the cold wind blows
To the sheds, to the sheds
Where the sun don’t ever shine
And I shiver’d the whole night through

Old Nelly was a hard working woman
She was fast asleep in her bed
I pissed all over her feet & her legs
Then she fecked me out to the shed

Poor cat, poor cat, what did you do?
Did you piss on Nelly last night?
On her bed, on her legs
Then she fecked me outside
And I shiver’d the whole night through

Oul cat, oul cat, what did Nelly say?
She said ‘You fecker, you’re getting dumped,
In Portglenone, Portglenone,
Where the sun don’t ever shine
And that I’d shiver my nine lives through

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

See? Cats are evil.

Nelly said...

I can only agree

Adam said...

The pee would keep you warm :P