Well that was a most unChristmassy hour I've just spent. Here are some things that I've learned today.
1. You cannot get a fingerprint specialist on Christmas Eve for love nor money.
2. Nor can a police photographer be had on Christmas Day for the (living) bite-marked, kicked and gouged.
3. Girls can be incredibly vicious to other girls.
4. Some policechildren are starting to realise their job is shite.
Christmas will start tomorrow at 4pm.
7 comments:
Merry Christmas! Hohoho! :S
Judging by the time of Jazzthefunk's entry I think he must have hitched a lift home on Santa's sleigh. Adam I hope you still believe and that he left you loads. Happy Christmas from here in Spide City. I shan't see Cully until nearly 4pm.
Merry christmas Nelly, Bert, Hannah, Paddy and Rosie Dogs, Harry cat and anyone else hanging around over there! hope you treat yourself to a hearty xmas feast upon your return Nelly, speak to you all soon hopefully.
mikey x
Once I got the reek of Spide City offa me I settled down and had a very lovely Christmas indeed. In a house of this size it should, as Roy Wood once wished, be christmas every day.
You'll never believe what Zoz tol' Shaz! Email for further info and a very happy new year to all of you in Sherwood Forest.
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, why did you need a fingerprint specialist? :S
Adam - just the homeless breaking into homeless accommodation. If they do that without signing the relevant Housing Benefit forms it is a crime. Apparently.
Ah! It all makes perfect sense now
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