So Chantelle won Celebrity Big Brother. Who'd a thought it.
Waiting in the wings was Jodie Marsh contemplating the column inches to be gained from associating with her new best friend.
Also in the background was Mr George Galloway, the well-known MP, with an insincere smile plastered over his fat face.
As for Mr Pete Burns - a face like a fur hatchet describes him nicely.
Thank heavens it's over. Now Beowulf and I can have our lives back.