Things To Do
Find scunging devil dogs Paddy and Rosie. Paddy, who pretends to be stupid, has figured out how to open the smoking room doors and he and his cohort, the bitcher, have run off to hunt rabbits.
Phone the mayor about the continued closure of the Riverside Walk. Cullybackey is such a law-abiding place that the only act of vandalism perpetrated on the barrier has been the firing of the polystyrene sign informing us that we don't get to walk until May 2006. Why has this barrier not been wrenched apart and thrown in the river?
Plan a party menu for Pearlies 80th birthday this coming Friday. The cake must be shop bought as that synthetic taste is very much to Pearlie's taste. Nothing wholesome or Nigellaish would please her.
Buy washing powder and brillo pads.
Let everyone know that Nelly's Garden has been longlisted for an Irish blog award in the personal blog category.
Let everyone know that Ganching has been longlisted too.
Deny that the Ganching-Mosers are related to (or have had relations with) anyone involved with the aforementioned Irish Blog Awards.