Monday, February 06, 2006

Irish Blog Awards

http://awards.ie/blogawards/vote-now/

Things To Do

Find scunging devil dogs Paddy and Rosie. Paddy, who pretends to be stupid, has figured out how to open the smoking room doors and he and his cohort, the bitcher, have run off to hunt rabbits.

Phone the mayor about the continued closure of the Riverside Walk. Cullybackey is such a law-abiding place that the only act of vandalism perpetrated on the barrier has been the firing of the polystyrene sign informing us that we don't get to walk until May 2006. Why has this barrier not been wrenched apart and thrown in the river?

Plan a party menu for Pearlies 80th birthday this coming Friday. The cake must be shop bought as that synthetic taste is very much to Pearlie's taste. Nothing wholesome or Nigellaish would please her.

Buy washing powder and brillo pads.

Let everyone know that Nelly's Garden has been longlisted for an Irish blog award in the personal blog category.

Let everyone know that Ganching has been longlisted too.

Deny that the Ganching-Mosers are related to (or have had relations with) anyone involved with the aforementioned Irish Blog Awards.

13 comments:

ed said...

Surely they should just get rid of this unnecessary 'voting' malarkey and give you the award now.

It'd go well with the speedboat, wouldn't it?

Nelly said...

Will I get the speedboat on Saturday d'ye think?

Mr Bolan said...

I would just say he was pleased to see you.

Ba-da-boom-tish. Thank you, (t)here all week(end), don't forget to flirt with your waitress on the way out.

Nelly said...

I'd rather have a Citroen Berlingo anyway.

Bliss said...

Agreed - drop the voting nonsense, and just send Nelly her prize immediately. :)

Nelly said...

Vote anyway Bliss - Ganching is up too. Cheers.

Beowulf said...

It's a pity we don't know some webby, techy whatnot types to make sure of the correct outcome.

Nelly said...

Fair & square or not at all - you naughty boy.

ganching said...

Speak for yourself about the relations!

hootchinhannah said...
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Nelly said...

Twas slagginfg Ganching but accidentally posted under Hannah's callsign.

Wouldn't want Auntie G to cut the Banana out of her will.

Ronni said...

Congratulations on your nomination!

Nelly said...

We must get things into perspective here - the island of Ireland is only a little place - like Texas!