Happy Birthday Bert! Do you realise you've been wearing that shirt for nearly 20 years now?
Bert's birthday is actually tomorrow but I'll be at work tomorrow and might not have internet access.
He's spending his birthday on Rathlin Island but he'll be home tomorrow night, as I will, and we'll toast his anniversary with Laphroaig. Thanks to Dee Mac.
Anyway here's hoping he'll have a better time on Rathlin than Dee Mac had the one and only time she went there. She was jeered, soaked, starved and sea-rescued. Bert says those islanders better wind their wrinkly, Rathlinny necks in!