Sunday, July 30, 2006

Advice

On meeting Ed….

Don’t flatter him – it makes him uncomfortable.

Mention Jeremy Clarkson – he likes Jeremy Clarkson & comics & serious talk about Big Brother (No! Not that Big Brother)

The West Wing? Movies? Perfidy of government? General lad stuff? All good.

Dimples? What dimples?

10 comments:

Sandra said...

S'not fair. You get to meet him and the rest of us get to stay at home and wash the bathroom walls.

ed said...

And I forgot to dish out the signed photos as well. All the flattery went straight to my head and made me forget the important stuff.

Damn you, flattery!
*shakes fist*

Nelly said...

I know I'm lucky Sandra - yet curiously I woke up this morning feeling very depressed. Perhaps it was forgetting to ask for the signed photographs.

Sandra said...

I bet you would have felt better this morning if the first thing your eyes had seen was a signed photo of Ed, in a nice frame.

ed said...

Somehow I doubt that would be the outcome. More likely you'd see a sudden and unwelcome return of the pukerama.

Nelly said...

I cannot agree with that last comment. An Ed is very soothing to the stomach. Perhaps Sandra you could research the essence of Edness with a view to marketing it as a cure for biliousness. It might work on a homeopathic principle i.e. a little bit of bile cures a whole lot of biliousness.

Sandra said...

That sounds like a much better project than my current one. The only problem is that I may have some difficulty in extracting Essence of Edness, as I think I would have to squeeze him under rollers or something. Maybe he wouldn't mind.

ed said...

I fear that this kind of medical malarkey could be the end of me. I knew I should never have signed that donor card...

Sandra said...

But you would be giving yourself up for the greater good, Ed. Kind of like Superman. Good advertising slogan, actually, once I get the Essence of Edness figured out. Can't you see it now:
Essence of Edness: Kind of like Superman

ed said...

I always knew I'd be a brandname at some point... I just assumed that I'd be around to see it. *sniff*