Thursday, August 03, 2006

Typical

So off he goes to the shop for his ma and he says, "You need anything?"

I say, "Just washing up liquid."

He comes back and says, "I got you apples to make a pie if you feel like it."

I say, "Oh thanks. Maybe I will."

Later I decide I will make an apple cinnamon sponge. Afterwards I prepare to wash the dishes.

"Bert! Where'd you put the washing up liquid?"

"Oh shit! I forgot to get it. I knew there was something else."



Question is what did I say next? Did I say...?

A Never mind darling. I'll get some tomorrow.

or

B You complete stupid big eedjit!

8 comments:

hootchinhannah said...

The answer is so obvious I'm not even gonna answer. But I think it's kinda sweet that Bert is so obsessed with yr apple sponge that he can think of nothing else.

Bliss said...

Mmmm...apple cinnamon sponge. :)

ed said...

I'm guessing that it was that second option.

Ronni said...

Both.

Nelly said...

Ronni is right. Reply B first then A. It was an awesome dessert too. I gave it oven time just exactly right so that the texture of the sponge was heavenly. Perhaps the apples were a tad too tart but Bert said that was a plus.

CyberScribe said...

We want a "Bert's blog" on tips for men and shopping etc... :-)

hootchinhannah said...

No, Bert's blog would be far too boring:

Monday - Delivered some clemati

Tuesday - Bastard dogs got away! Again!

Wednesday - Delivered some clemati, dogs got away. Bastards.

Thursday - Raining today so did some whistle practice. Bastard dogs got away. Nelly baked a mean apple sponge.



And each week would be the same.

CyberScribe said...

Thursday - Raining today so did some whistle practice. Bastard dogs got away. Nelly baked a mean apple sponge.Bastard dogs ate the apple sponge. I'll shove my bastard whistle up the bastard dogs........