So off he goes to the shop for his ma and he says, "You need anything?"
I say, "Just washing up liquid."
He comes back and says, "I got you apples to make a pie if you feel like it."
I say, "Oh thanks. Maybe I will."
Later I decide I will make an apple cinnamon sponge. Afterwards I prepare to wash the dishes.
"Bert! Where'd you put the washing up liquid?"
"Oh shit! I forgot to get it. I knew there was something else."
Question is what did I say next? Did I say...?
A Never mind darling. I'll get some tomorrow.
B You complete stupid big eedjit!