The arse end of a dog? Paddy, perchance?
Excellent. Your Christmas tree can be collected at any time up until the 24th December.
How can it be that Paddy's arse is so easily recognised?
More worryingly still - how can Paddy's hole be so easily recognised by Ed?
By a process of divine inspiration and logical deduction... manuel providing the divine inspiration, and the logical deduction being carried out based upon length of hair.So, pop quiz: how does one fit a 20 foot tree into a pug 206? Or a small belfast terrace house, for that matter...
It is the absolute spitting image of a baby penguin. Google baby penguin and you'll see what I mean.
Ed - we'll lend you the van to transport the tree and you can erect it (the tree) in your garden.Gan - Paddy is totally it - penguins are so now.
Gardens? No such tomfoolery round these parts, mores the pity. And I thought that the nippers would have impounded the van, given Bert's illicit trips round the country. And his poor cover story, of course.
You heard about the kidnapping then?
yeah i feel dirty at having figured it out so soon, though I'M not the one taking pictures of it. fancy a visitor sometime jan/feb?yomikey, xxxx
Paddyfans always welcome @ Nellybert's!
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