Monday, April 23, 2007

The News From China

'A SHOW crocodile in a Chinese amusement park has been shot to death after it dragged a nine-year-old schoolboy into its pond and devoured him.

Several youths had climbed over the fence at the Yintan resort in Beihai and were hitting animals with sticks and rocks when one croc took hold of the boy's clothes and pulled him into the water, the Beijing Morning Post said today.

A swarm of up to 11 crocodiles then ate the boy, the report said.'

Boy tortures crocodile. Bad
Crocodile eats boy. Good
Men shoot crocodile. Bad
Ten crocodiles get away with it. Good


The Swearing Lady said...

Ha ha ha ha HAAAAA!

Nelly said...

That's what I thought.

Bliss said...

Well, that one crocodile was the snitch, and we all know what happens to snitches.

And now, so does that one crocodile.

Dirty snitch.

ganching said...

He hadn't gone a yard when—Bang!
With open Jaws, a lion sprang,
And hungrily began to eat
The Boy: beginning at his feet.

Now, just imagine how it feels
When first your toes and then your heels,
And then by gradual degrees,
Your shins and ankles, calves and knees,
Are slowly eaten, bit by bit.

So who can name that poem. (He also wrote one about a crocodile but it didn't involve anyone getting eaten).

hootchinhannah said...


Lord Garfunkel of Ballyesmond said...

well really! bally stupid little oiks jolly well got their comeuppance eh?