Those wee lassies look far better in those cardigans and skirts than they do in their normal clothes. They look that womanly.
Should I start dressing in twinset and pearls?
So it was a bit of a gunk when Swisser landed up just as Nellybert was settling down to watch the Big Brother final.
Oh do you watch this? I haven't seen one second of it.
I don't watch it. Nelly does.
Look at those pair! Two wee slappers. I couldn't bear to watch them for two minutes. They'd give me a headache!
Those are two of the nicest wee lassies that have ever been on Big Brother. There's not a bad bone in their bodies.
Well. I don't actually watch it but I know everybody that's in it and what's going on.
Who's that sleaze with his arms round those two slags?
That's Brian. He's a favourite to win it.
Ugh! He's so sleazy pawing round those two.
He's only nineteen!
Nineteen! Who told you that? He's 40 if he's a day!
He's only nineteen! Actually he's 20. He had his birthday while he was in the house.
Good God! Look at them all getting off with each other! This is so contrived. They can't possibly be in genuine relationships. They're just doing it for the extra publicity.
Well maybe so but they're young, cooped up together, they're bound to fancy each other.
Huh! I cannot imagine fancying anyone at work!
Speak for yourself.
What do you mean?
Well you work along with a lot of dried up old academics. I work at a building site.