Fave Niece: She wants a whistle.
Nelly: A whistle!
Fave Niece: Aye. A whistle. She says youse don't always hear the bell. I'm to buy her a whistle.
Nelly: You'd better not!
Fave Niece: What will I say to her?
Nelly: You get her a whistle if you want but the first time I see or hear it I'll pitch it to the back of the fire!
I need an early night.