Alex: Good evening. Is that Mrs Nelly Moser?
Nelly: Yes. Speaking.
Alex: This is Alex ringing from ANBM.
Nelly: (wearily) And...?
Alex: As a valued ANBM customer you have been selected to...
Nelly: Wait till I tell you something Alex - I have just spent the evening with my mother and I am weary Alex. She has done my head in.
Alex: I'm sorry to hear that Madam but as a valued customer...
Nelly: You're not listening Alex. As I said I am weary. I am drinking gin...
Alex: As a valued customer...
Nelly: Drinking gin Alex. And weary. And cannot be bothered. Thank you for your call. Good night!
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Alex Got Them Call Centre Blues
Ring! Ring! Ring!