Matty said to me this evening,
Is it true there's a picture of you on the internet lying with those pigs in a pigsty?
Um. I wasn't actually lying, just sort of, y'know, reclining and it wasn't in a dirty part or anything....
Humph. That's a nice thing to have the world to see. Our Eamon told me.
Honestly! Life was far simpler before they told Matty about the internet.