Saturday, May 30, 2015

Hunger's Mother

I was mopping the kitchen floor when Bert called from the depths of his man cave,

Is there anything instant that I could have for lunch?

And he'd only had his breakfast an hour before.

I replied,

Yeah. There's lots of things.
What like?
A wide range of ready to eat meals.
Where?
The Spar.

Once again I explained ingredients to him. Eggs, bacon, potato bread, tomatoes. A small fry. He's making it right now. It's not that he minds preparing food. He just cannot bear to think about it. He'll probably have pickles with his fry.

5 comments:

Brighid said...

He has pickles on the side or are they put in the fry? Sounds pretty yummy either way.

Nelly said...

He has been known to fry his pickles. I don't mind. They make him happy.

Grannymar said...

I would love to be a fly on the wall at Nellyberts!

Mage said...

G eats that for breakfast too minus the bread. Is it a universal thing I wonder?

Nelly said...

Just so very tasty. Potato bread is an Irish thing, also called fadge.