Actually, cats are worse than severed toes. Because cats have been known to cause severed toes, but I have never once heard of a severed toe causing cats.
How would a sweet little fluffy kitten cause a severed toe? The only way I can think of is if you were trying to chop it in half with a shiny sharp axe and missed and cut off a toe or worse.
Oh, trying to save them from inaccessable areas and getting injured; constant scratching; stubbage of toe caused by feline interference; the aforementioned axe; cat pushing something off a shelf onto your foot; the possibilities are endless.
Back in the good old days when Harry was a he/she!!!
ReplyDeletemikey x
..and when you weren't allergic to him!
ReplyDeleteActually, cats are worse than severed toes. Because cats have been known to cause severed toes, but I have never once heard of a severed toe causing cats.
ReplyDeleteHow would a sweet little fluffy kitten cause a severed toe? The only way I can think of is if you were trying to chop it in half with a shiny sharp axe and missed and cut off a toe or worse.
ReplyDeleteOh, trying to save them from inaccessable areas and getting injured; constant scratching; stubbage of toe caused by feline interference; the aforementioned axe; cat pushing something off a shelf onto your foot; the possibilities are endless.
ReplyDeleteYou missed out fluffy kitten scratching the toe, causing nasty infection, leading to gangrene and you'd be lucky to get away with just losing a toe.
ReplyDeleteI still think horses are more dangerous especially being near them without wearing your Caterpillar steeel toe-capped boots.