Despite my advancing years and genteel upbringing I like a bit of ‘sex’n’violence’. Obviously this only applies as long as I am not personally involved in said sex or violence. So I enjoyed reading this story about a happy slapper who got slapped right back
The guy who hit back was rumoured to be a Scouser. Go Liverpool!
Ripped off! Where is the schex?
ReplyDeleteThe schex? Surely that is your department.
ReplyDeleteAye, true. Can I help it if there are a preponderance of hawt chicks around my way?
ReplyDeleteOne does what one can, but one is getting on in years, and can't accomodate them all anymore.
I fear that you share a trait with our friend The Wee Manny. For further insights see my next post.
ReplyDeleteScandalous! Scurrilous!
ReplyDeleteIt is the truth I can't accomodate them all anymore, at least not since I got married. And it is also the truth that there are a shed load of (posh, tall) hawt chicks around here.
PLUS it can be proved I have had schex at least three times. So there.
Here's something you will enjoy you hawt and dirrty dawg.
ReplyDeleteBert: He has far too much hair for a man of his age.
Nelly: You mean too long?
Bert: No! Too thick.
Nelly: Should he get it thinned out to make the rest of yez feel better?
:)
ReplyDelete...thinks...
Here, what does he mean _a man of his age_?
I'm glad that particular craze has not caught on here. I can't imagine how anyone would think it's all right to just randomly walk up to a total stranger and slap them.
ReplyDeleteYoung Meester - Just put it down to sheer unadulterated envy of your luxurious chestnut locks.
ReplyDeleteRonni - maybe the US citizen's right to bear arms would be a discouraging factor?
Are camera phones generic in the States as they are here?