Friday, June 02, 2006

A Proddie Dog?

Hannah and Jamie took Rosie and Paddy for a walk in Portglenone Forest this evening. When they returned I asked Hannah how they'd behaved,

Did Rosie bite anybody?

No. But Paddy did a big dump. In front of a priest!

The shame of it.

3 comments:

  1. Do you think he will send us to hell for not picking it up?

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  2. No. Leaving canine faecal matter to compost on the forest floor is merely a purgatorial offence.

    Legally it's a big fat fine.

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  3. Anonymous6:49 pm

    not the first time paddy's dropped an inappropriately placed shite...

    mikeryx

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