Man: Will you come out with me to check I've closed in the hens?
Woman: Why?
Man: It's pitch dark out there.
Woman: And?
Man: I'm feared out there.
Woman: You're feared? What of? The dark?
Man: The divil. But I'm not feared if you're with me.
So now I've another string to my bow. Divil-protection.
Buy that man a bottle of Holy Water next time you go looking for a Mass Card!
ReplyDeleteSure it would burn the skin of him!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very handy skill you have there.
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