Pineapples for pigs
Twice a week Rusty and Lily get a delivery of fruit and vegetables from a local greengrocery. The food is slightly past its best but the pigs don't mind.
Sitting politely and patiently
When they get something as delicious as a pineapple they are highly delighted. Apples, bananas, carrots, broccoli or grapes can be eaten on the spot but a pineapple is a prize. It must be jealously guarded.
Hedge Hogs
As each pig receives its delectable treat they take it to a private scoffing booth, otherwise known as the hedge. Yum yum! Pig's bum!
Flavouring the pork on the hoof! You should patent that.
ReplyDeleteAway on with you! Those pigs will never hit the plate.
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