Nelly's Garden

ACT I SCENE: A workplace PRESENT: Nelly- a cupboard scrubber, Aggie –an observer, Maggie - another observer Aggie: I don’t know what you’d w...

Time marches on Jazzer. Happy Birthday

Which Historical Lunatic Are You? From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey. Lifted from this fella

But what to do if your hair is balding, ginger or just too damn sissy looking? Here's your answer. Get yourself a Number 1. And if tho...

One of the first steps to achieving 'cool' is to choose a cool hairstyle. Here are some examples. I'll talk you through them so...

These are worrying times indeed. What with global warming, Arctic weather and bird flu to look forward to this winter it is hard to know whe...

One of the many things that I love about reading blogs is that it makes me think about things. Because I also love to write a blog it gets m...

Whilst sitting in a cafe in Dawson City today I picked up the Sun newspaper. The front page story was about George Best and I showed this t...

Overheard on the streets of Ballymena today Street Drinker 1: Hows about ye mucker! Street Drinker 2: Long time no see! Street D...

fluffykitten2 Originally uploaded by NellyMoser . This picture is to soothe those of you who were traumatised and sickened by The T...

As Sir James Savile would say - hows about that then? Further proof, if needed, that Nelly's Garden is no longer suitable for children...

My blog is worth $9,032.64 . How much is your blog worth?

Three months ago I mentioned that Diana's (Mrs The Wee Manny) toe was in a jar in the fridge after her daughter's mare stood on her ...

From the very first Bert was determined on having a wet room in this house. For those who find the term unfamiliar a wet room is a shower ro...

Moving house is one of the most physically exhausting and mentally tiring situations in the world. But then you knew that didn't you? My...

I hope you are having a wonderful birthday Sis. Thinking about you all day long.

After working at our line yesterday the 'engineer' downed tools and bogged off on the dot of 5pm. Could we make calls? Yes Could we ...

We have waited weeks for British Telecom to find the time to connect the new house to the telephone service. We have waited patiently. Today...

Baa Originally uploaded by GreySquirrel .

It’s been a while since I told you one of my true stories. So I thought since this is probably the last post I shall write in this room that...