Thursday, August 03, 2006

Typical

So off he goes to the shop for his ma and he says, "You need anything?"

I say, "Just washing up liquid."

He comes back and says, "I got you apples to make a pie if you feel like it."

I say, "Oh thanks. Maybe I will."

Later I decide I will make an apple cinnamon sponge. Afterwards I prepare to wash the dishes.

"Bert! Where'd you put the washing up liquid?"

"Oh shit! I forgot to get it. I knew there was something else."



Question is what did I say next? Did I say...?

A Never mind darling. I'll get some tomorrow.

or

B You complete stupid big eedjit!

7 comments:

  1. The answer is so obvious I'm not even gonna answer. But I think it's kinda sweet that Bert is so obsessed with yr apple sponge that he can think of nothing else.

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  2. Mmmm...apple cinnamon sponge. :)

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  3. Anonymous1:14 am

    I'm guessing that it was that second option.

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  4. Ronni is right. Reply B first then A. It was an awesome dessert too. I gave it oven time just exactly right so that the texture of the sponge was heavenly. Perhaps the apples were a tad too tart but Bert said that was a plus.

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  5. Anonymous12:47 pm

    We want a "Bert's blog" on tips for men and shopping etc... :-)

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  6. No, Bert's blog would be far too boring:

    Monday - Delivered some clemati

    Tuesday - Bastard dogs got away! Again!

    Wednesday - Delivered some clemati, dogs got away. Bastards.

    Thursday - Raining today so did some whistle practice. Bastard dogs got away. Nelly baked a mean apple sponge.



    And each week would be the same.

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