Bloggers can be divided into two groups - those that write about shit i.e. Dan Tobin, Twenty Major and those that are far too nice and ladylike ever to write about such matters - I'm thinking about bloggers such as Ganching and Mr Bolan here. Of course there are bloggers that simply write shit but we won't go there. There are none on my blogroll - maybe on yours?
So it was today that I was thinking about all the euphemisms that are used to describe the act of evacuating one's bowels -such as doing number two, having a poo or taking a dump.
I like the expression 'coiling one down'. What's your favourite?
dump my load ;)
ReplyDeleteDropping the kids off at the pool
ReplyDeletedropping the kids off at the pool, yes..a classic. Also, "releasing the hounds" is a favorite of mine and my sister's.
ReplyDeletePinching off a loaf.
ReplyDeleteTo 'Release a chocolate hostage'.
ReplyDeleteSounds generous, somehow.
My little brother was fond of announcing that he was "Off to the hole to take a grunt."
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