Saturday, September 08, 2007

Bert's Top Birds

We know he fancies Nigella, Isabella and Nicole.

He recently admitted to a yen for knee length skirts, twinsets and pearls. (So womanly.)

Then last night, while we were watching Family Guy, he turned to me and said,

"You know, I fancy Lois even more than I fancy Marge Simpson."


!!!!

Then he said,

"Who do you fancy most? Homer or Peter?"

5 comments:

Stephen Barnes said...

Lois is hot, but not as hot as Daphne from Scooby Doo.

Nelly said...

Daphne'd be a bit young for Bert. He like his ladies mature.

Hails said...

When I was a child I was hopelessly in love with Scott Tracy from Thunderbirds. No, really.
Although I have to say, that faded when I discovered he was a puppet. It probably is quite disturbing for an adult to be attracted to an animated character when they're not even under the illusion that it's a real person.
So good luck with that one.

hootchinhannah said...

Lois is pretty hot. I think it's the voice that makes her sexier than Marge.

There was a cartoon called James Bond junior on when I was younger, I quite fancied him.

ejh said...

Lois is hotter than Marge, but neither is a patch on Wilma. Or Betty, for that matter.