Saturday, September 08, 2007

Bert's Top Birds

We know he fancies Nigella, Isabella and Nicole.

He recently admitted to a yen for knee length skirts, twinsets and pearls. (So womanly.)

Then last night, while we were watching Family Guy, he turned to me and said,

"You know, I fancy Lois even more than I fancy Marge Simpson."


Then he said,

"Who do you fancy most? Homer or Peter?"


Stephen Barnes said...

Lois is hot, but not as hot as Daphne from Scooby Doo.

Nelly said...

Daphne'd be a bit young for Bert. He like his ladies mature.

Hails said...

When I was a child I was hopelessly in love with Scott Tracy from Thunderbirds. No, really.
Although I have to say, that faded when I discovered he was a puppet. It probably is quite disturbing for an adult to be attracted to an animated character when they're not even under the illusion that it's a real person.
So good luck with that one.

hootchinhannah said...

Lois is pretty hot. I think it's the voice that makes her sexier than Marge.

There was a cartoon called James Bond junior on when I was younger, I quite fancied him.

ejh said...

Lois is hotter than Marge, but neither is a patch on Wilma. Or Betty, for that matter.