Nelly: So what did Gerry say?
Bert: He said 'Don't be smart with me Sharon.'
Nelly: And what did Sharon say to him?
Bert: She said, 'Be fucked, Gerry.'
Of course what Gerry actually did say was 'Sharon, I wasn't. And don't be smart with me.' And it was Jane Canary in Deadwood who said 'Be fucked!' which is currently Nellybert's most favourite cuss. We think the use of the verb 'be' gives the eff word a real touch of class. But then we're strange like that.