For anagram fans everywhere. What I really think.
Fly If Bungler
Oh Blames Snoot
Did ye sleep with the dog last night?
I did sleep with the dog as it happens but I wasn’t wearing my coat at the time.
Swisser’s been showing me pictures of her vole.Her hole?No her vole.Vole. What’s she on about?Says there’s a vole in her back yard,Her hole!Says it’s been there for a week.It’s probably a rat.Says it sits on the windowsill and looks in at her. Says it twitches its whiskers. Says it’s a cute wee thing.It doesn’t sit on her windowsill and look in at her!Come and see the wee film she took.
Well! What do you think? It’s a vole, isn’t it?It’s a rat.