Apparently my so-called friends have voted on my Strengths and Weaknesses on Facebook and these are the results.
best mother (potential)
most useful i.e. useless
most fashionable i.e. unfashionable
So what do I take out of that? At first I thought that my helpfulness cancelled out my uselessness but then I realised it probably didn't. So I can take it that my 'friends' think I'm a kindly, interfering bag lady, old and in the way. Thanks a bunch.