Friday, April 11, 2008


The place is a house somewhere near Cullybackey. The time is approaching 11pm.

Man: Will you come out with me to check I've closed in the hens?

Woman: Why?

Man: It's pitch dark out there.

Woman: And?

Man: I'm feared out there.

Woman: You're feared? What of? The dark?

Man: The divil. But I'm not feared if you're with me.

So now I've another string to my bow. Divil-protection.


Grannymar said...

Buy that man a bottle of Holy Water next time you go looking for a Mass Card!

Nelly said...

Sure it would burn the skin of him!

Mudflapgypsy said...

That is a very handy skill you have there.