Pearlie: D'ye have any fruit?
Nelly: Yeah. Sure do. I've just been to Lidl's stocking up. What do you want? Grapes?
Pearlie: No. I dinnae like grapes.
Nelly: I have pineapple but I think it needs to ripen a bit.
Pearlie: I dinnae like pineapple.
Nelly: What about apples?
Pearlie: Too hard. I cannae eat them.
Pearlie: Too soor.
Pearlie: Bananas constipate me.
Pearlie: Dinnae like them.
Nelly: I can't think...
Pearlie: D'ye have strawberries?