Feeling Fruity
Pearlie: D'ye have any fruit?
Nelly: Yeah. Sure do. I've just been to Lidl's stocking up. What do you want? Grapes?
Pearlie: No. I dinnae like grapes.
Nelly: I have pineapple but I think it needs to ripen a bit.
Pearlie: I dinnae like pineapple.
Nelly: What about apples?
Pearlie: Too hard. I cannae eat them.
Nelly: Oranges?
Pearlie: Too soor.
Nelly: Bananas?
Pearlie: Bananas constipate me.
Nelly: Pears?
Pearlie: Dinnae like them.
Nelly: I can't think...
Pearlie: D'ye have strawberries?
Nelly: No.
Nelly: Yeah. Sure do. I've just been to Lidl's stocking up. What do you want? Grapes?
Pearlie: No. I dinnae like grapes.
Nelly: I have pineapple but I think it needs to ripen a bit.
Pearlie: I dinnae like pineapple.
Nelly: What about apples?
Pearlie: Too hard. I cannae eat them.
Nelly: Oranges?
Pearlie: Too soor.
Nelly: Bananas?
Pearlie: Bananas constipate me.
Nelly: Pears?
Pearlie: Dinnae like them.
Nelly: I can't think...
Pearlie: D'ye have strawberries?
Nelly: No.
Labels: conversations, fruit, Pearlie
posted by Nelly at 11:18 PM
6 Comments:
What...no kiwi fruit?
Too soor.
I'll get strawberries today.
I'm with Pearlie on that one! Off to the Fruit and Veg stand later this morning to see if they are picking yet - if so will eat them 'til they're done far too soon!
Janet in Nova Scotia
Heheh. Nelly, you're a saint. And you make me laugh, in a sympathetic way of course. :)
No strawberries!!!
What kinda housewife and daughter-in-law are you? ;)
You should have said that Bert eat then!
At £3 a punnet! I had to rob her pension before I could afford them.
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