Nelly: No, just wearing them because I am... but I'm not sure if I actually like them.
Matty: They're nice wee boots. I'd rather have you in flat boots. You can't walk right in high boots. You're all staggery.
Nelly: Thanks Mum.
Matty: And I'd rather have that style than laced boots. Are they hard to get on?
Nelly: The left one is really easy to get on but the right one's a bugger. Look.
Matty: You know plenty of people have one foot bigger than the other. That must be what it is with you. What size are they?
Nelly: They're size 6. Let me check. (turns sole of right boot over) Aye. 39. That's size 6. (pulls off left boot and turns over) Size 40. That's 6 and a half. Oh! That explains it then.
Matty: You should take them back.
Nelly: Nah. I'd look like a complete eedjit. I've worn them quite a few times now. Sure as long as I don't keep my feet side by side no-one will notice.
So, if the person who bought a pair of green pull-on ankle boots in Ballymena's TK Maxx, right boot size 40 and left boot size 39, would like to get in touch, maybe we can work something out.