Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Salty Talk

You know you've been watching too much 'Deadwood' when your husband returns from the village and says,

That nest of celestial cocksuckahs are on their fucking holidays.

His meaning?

The Chinese takeaway was closed.

2 comments:

d_a_v_e_ said...

An alternative language to Ulster Scots or Oirish, sounds good to me :-)

Nelly said...

And to me. My car is now as blue within as it is without.