He has to fodder the kune kunes and the hens and then there are the three dogs and two cats to feed too.
Then he goes down to Clint's and feeds and puts in 16 geese and 30 turkeys. Clint's dog Lucy helps him to get the fowl in. She is very good at it. He then has to feed Lucy, two goats and four young cattle.
After all that he has to go back home and feed Pearlie and then he feeds us. Tonight we had carry out from the new and rather excellent Indian takeaway in Cullybackey.
Last night at Clint's he was missing one of the Hereford heifers. After a long tramp he found her in a faraway field keeping company with a young bull. She refused to leave her new lover. The bovine equivalent of the morning after pill will be needed.
Bert said to me,
How long do you think I'd have to stand in the middle of a snowy field before some young thing would crash through six fences to get at me?
A long time Bert. A very long time.