Y'know how long it's been since I walked the path to Gillies?
No. How long's it been?
I've not been on that walk since the 9th January, 2010!
Why'd you leave it so long?
Last time I was on that walk some boy yapped at me for not having Bonnie on a lead.
What did you say to him?
I said nothing to him.
No. I never said a word. I just punched him to the ground, kicked him in the balls and rolled him into the river.
Was he an oul' fellow?
Nah. He was some young buck. But that's why I wanted to avoid that particular walk for a while.