Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Idle Thoughts

The alarm goes off at 7am and I hit the snooze button.

7:05am RINGGG! I'm wondering what to do about the vintage Orange Order collarette in the attic. I hit the snooze button.

7:10am RINGGG! Trying to figure out the names of Adam Lambsbreath's cows in Cold Comfort Farm. Let me see - there's Pointless, Aimless, Feckless and what is the other one called? I hit the snooze button.

7:15am RINGGG! Pondering the minister's reading at yesterday's funeral service. Dorcas/Tabitha. Would those be good names for girl twins? Technically they are the same name just as Zoe and Eve are. I hit the snooze button.

7:20am RINGGGG!!!! There's this clairvoyant in Randalstown I'm going to later. She channels through an eel. Holy shit! I'm dreaming! Time to get up.


evilganome said...

I love "Cold Comfort Farm"! I know how you feel about the rest though. Rocco and I were having a "who's lazier" contest this morning while trying to wake up.

Nelly said...

I agree. It's a wonderful book. Totally laugh out loud. I read it years ago, recently watched a film and am planning to re-read.

Anonymous said...

very funny Nelly says London Sister