Nelly: D’ye fancy meeting Stray Toaster this weekend for a drink?
Bert: I do not.
Nelly: Why not?
Bert: Because I’d be doing the driving. Again.
Nelly: Not a-tall. I’d be doing the driving. You’d want to be having a drink meeting the Stray Toaster.
Bert: Oh! Why’s that?
Nelly: Because you’ll be feeling that awkward at meeting him and experiencing his utter wonderfulness.
Nelly: Well there’s his wit and intelligence, then there is his lovely shiny hair and then there’s his gorgeous moleskin coat.
Bert: Moleskin coat? Where’d he get that?
Nelly: In a Moleskin Coat shop.
Bert: Is it real moleskin?
Nelly: Oh aye. It’s got wee mole snouts and paws hanging off it and all.
Bert: Y’mean wee digger paws.
Bert: Well maybe I will then. I'd like to get a look at this coat.
Nelly: Did I mention his lovely teeth?