Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Kidnapping Of Matty

It's Matty's birthday on Friday. It's a big special birthay with a nought on the end and all and for months now we've been pondering how it should be celebrated. Big party? Small party? Ceilidh? We couldn't decide. Matty put her oar in. She didn't want any fuss. Did she mean it? She did. The dilemma continued. How to mark a special birthday when the birthday girl doesn't want any fuss? And what would the neighbours say?

Dilemma solved. Matty has been kidnapped and taken to a secret location on the Dingle Peninsula. There she will be attended by a select band of Mafia-type kidnapper daughters who are obviously after her money.

Bon voyage Matty!

1 comment:

Matty said...

The kidnappers are treating me very well. I had a nice dinner and rhubarb crumble for dessert. So far so good.

Your mother