Friday, July 14, 2006

Plumbing Emergency

Bert 3 Magpies 2

Bert is still waiting for that post (in-house sniper, Tinkerton) to come up and yesterday, to keep his hand in, sent another magpie to oblivion. But the brutes are undeterred. Just now he set his sights on another of the feathered fiends. And. Missed. The Magpie. And. Hit. A Water Pipe.

Now he has to race down to Cully for a jointer. And all the magpies are sitting on the byre roof laughing at him.

9 comments:

CyberScribe said...

You'll have to train him in what a legitamate target is :-)

Nelly said...

It was a ricochet! Could have killed a dog. Or a hen. Or me!

Anonymous said...

Classified - DANGEROUS

SECRET AGENT KATKINS

hootchinhannah said...

Sheesh, you don't mess with the magpies it seems. They are curs-ed. Kill 1 for sorrow, 2 for sorrow, 3 for sorrow. Tell Bert to give up while he's ahead.

Green Plumbing said...

Well good thing you can just always call for a professional help to do the dirty job for you.

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Chris Pia said...

This is an interesting article. Im not sure how I ended up on a plumbing article, but it was interesting to read.

Nelly said...

Thank you Chris.

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