Happy news to report. Bert's endless clarinet practice seems to be paying off. I can just about bear to listen to it now. My urge to ram the claro up his arse is easing. That's what happens when a boy buys a girl a well-chosen present.
At work the Best Site Foreman in Ireland was mightily impressed with Bert's present.
I've seen those in Montgomery & Murdock's. They look the part alright. Are they a good job?
An awesome job Best Site Foreman. Red up those floors in a quarter of the normal time.
Something tells me some other lucky lady is going to get a lovely surprise.