Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Smells Like Nellybert

Nowadays it seems that every two-bit celebrity has their own signature scent. Surely, I thought to myself, now that Bert and I are (minor) celebrities in the Norn Iron blogosphere, it is time that we brought out our own perfume. I broached the subject with himself.

D'ye not think it's time we had our own perfume?

Aye. Maybes.

What do you think it should smell of? Does clematis have a smell?

Not really.

It should be a smell associated with us as a couple. What d'ye think?

Definitely should smell of dogs then.

Wet, dirty scunging devil dogs?

Aye.

And wood smoke. Should smell of wood smoke.

And pigs. Definitely pigs.

D'ye think dogs and wood smoke and pig aromas would be good?

Might be a bit minging.

We'd need to liven it up somehow. Something nice and fresh. Zesty.

Ganja?

4 comments:

Andy said...

:)) That made me laugh heartily.

grannymar said...

And what would you call it?

John said...

That's easy: Laphroaig!

Janet said...

I love it! And providing you can avoid getting an attack of the munchies, it will be non-fattening too!
The world is waiting :-)