D'ye not think it's time we had our own perfume?
What do you think it should smell of? Does clematis have a smell?
It should be a smell associated with us as a couple. What d'ye think?
Definitely should smell of dogs then.
Wet, dirty scunging devil dogs?
And wood smoke. Should smell of wood smoke.
And pigs. Definitely pigs.
D'ye think dogs and wood smoke and pig aromas would be good?
Might be a bit minging.
We'd need to liven it up somehow. Something nice and fresh. Zesty.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Smells Like Nellybert
Nowadays it seems that every two-bit celebrity has their own signature scent. Surely, I thought to myself, now that Bert and I are (minor) celebrities in the Norn Iron blogosphere, it is time that we brought out our own perfume. I broached the subject with himself.