Early morning Boxing Day I'm lying in bed listening to four bloody cocks trying to out-crow each other and I'm thinking,
Could anyone be having a harder time trying to have a lie-in than me?
So I got up. A short time afterwards I heard a whooshing, crashing sound and then Katy started to roar and shout...
I shout up the stairs.
What's happened? Are you alright?
Katy answers,
Bloody ceiling's fell on top of me. Top of my head. And I was just having a lovely lie-in. First in months.
Oh my God.
I race up the stairs.
Bert, Bert! Did you hear that? Ceiling's fell on top of Katy and Mark.
Aye. I heared.
Teddy was rather shaken by the incident but, thankfully, unhurt.
2 comments:
...note to self...
When invited to stay at NellyBert's bring umbrella for use while sleeping!
I hope all the heads have recovered.
Oh My!! And I thought the like only happened at poorly managed establishments like mine!!!!
Otherwise, you seem to have had a wonderful Christmas - thank god it didn't fall on the great big feed.
Janet in very snowy coastal Nova Scotia
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