Maybe I'll wait until you're doing your next upgrade and by that time I might have a bit more spare cash floating around.
Y'know I'd rather sell it to someone like you for (mentions a sum 35% less than its worth) than to some other wanker for £x.
How could I refuse?
By good chance I got my new phone set up on the very day that Jess ate Bert's old phone so was able to recycle my old phone to him.
So. I have a smart phone. It is fun but I wonder if it might actually be too smart for me. We shall see.
Bert's old phone.
The villain who ate it.