Granny, the Baby Jesus isn't real.
He's not real. It's only a story,
Say it again, Granny.
Why is the goose getting fat?
So that people can eat it at Christmas. Who wants a thin goose? It needs to be fat and juicy.
What's a ha'penny?
Old money that we don't use any more.
What's 'God bless you'?
Something nice that people say to each other.
Granny, what colour is a camel?
Sort of orangey brown.