A Return to Farfrae's Erection

It is a sure fact that your beloved Nelly has a rather puerile view of the world. Some might even call it twisted. But it really does give me pleasure that the Google search term 'Farfrae's Erection' has this blog in first and second place. Yay! Result! Nelly Moser takes the fore road of Thomas Hardy. I wonder if I can do the same with Shakespeare? Although that might be setting the bar a bit high.

The Headmaster was asking me the other day how to get a look at the oul' blog. I told him all he had to do was search for 'Nelly's Garden' in Google. I had to warn him to avoid any blog that had the words 'milk' or 'boys' in it as any resulting website would be highly undesirable for a man in his position to be looking at.

So, Headmaster, if you're reading this I advise you to search for 'Farfrae's Erection' instead. Much safer.

And of course this post will ensure that I stay in the top couple of places for a while longer anyway. So sorry Mr Thomas Hardy, your books are great and all, but when it comes to Google ratings it's carnage out there.

An Eccentric Crone's Guide to Weekend Activities

I've just checked my most recent Google referrals to Nelly's Garden.

They are -

1. Eccentric Crones: How appropriate
2. Extrapolate: Mystery to me
3. Pissing in Garden: I'd never do that. Paddy wrote that post
4. Tattooed Granny: Innocent on both counts
5. Role Models: No better woman
6. Things To Do On The Weekend: Mainly housework followed by gin