Is there any part of your body that you haven't been stung on?He answered,
My penis.He has been pretty stoical about it, which I didn't expect, as he can be very babyish about nettle stings and whinges for hours after.
It's not just the bees, for our pigs are also proving hazardous to Bert's health and well-being. They can be very rough with him. He has a great bruise on the back of his calf where one of them bit him. He reckons it thought he was taking far too much time getting the scoff out to them. So far, the worst thing that has happened to me was last time I fed them whilst wearing one of my good red Monsoon skirts (I have at least three red ones) and got it all clarried with muck and pig drool what with them snurfling and crowding around me. I'd be too scared to go in with them now.
Still - if they're going to cut up rough with us we'll feel far less guilty when they're sausages. Unless....unless they eat us first.
