Tuesday, December 13, 2022
Freezing
Saturday, December 10, 2022
Like A Bottle
Hannah was up early this morning and warned me that I was not, under any circumstances, to set one foot outdoors as the yard was like a bottle*.
But what about my paper? And I need milk.
Don't worry. I'll get your paper and milk. Anything else?
Nothing else.
The yard stayed iced over all day and like a good obedient person I remained indoors the entire day. It wasn't that much of a hardship. I could get used to having my paper and milk delivered.
Saturday is the one day I buy a newspaper - the Guardian. It's my weekly treat. I didn't get it last week as I was in Leitrim and Yer Man has it anyway.
The last time I bought the Guardian myself was two weeks ago in the local Spar. I picked it up and went to pay. There was a very nice-looking gentleman in the queue before me. Trim, neat white beard, clever-looking. He must have spotted my Guardian and started muttering to himself,
Oh yes. Paper, paper, paper...
And left the queue.
And came back. With the Daily Mail. I was so disappointed in him.
As I drove home I told myself this story. The Mail wasn't even for him. It was probably for his ancient, racist mother.
*Like a bottle - covered in ice
Monday, January 11, 2010
Arse Over Tit
About two hours later the pain set in, and weakness and nausea. I never eased or warmed the entire day. At lunch time I took my usual walk. The first ten minutes were a bit grim but then I seemed to loosen up. Tonight - bacon and cabbage for dinner, two glasses of wine, no housework. Sure I'll be all right tomorrow. I hope. Right now I'm a bit stiff in the back but no pain. Alcohol is wonderful medicine!
Be careful out there!

