Those scunging devil dogs fecked off again. They only seem to do it when I'm at work so I suppose they must find Bert a bit dull to hang out with. Rosie has just returned and she is bogging. All her white bits are black. Paddy is still missing. Bert had been out looking for them for hours but had to give up when it got dark. It is very worrying because one of these days Johnny Farmer will shoot them.