Thursday, February 23, 2006

Poor Aunt Jeannie

Overheard at the health centre

Your Aunt Jeannie's in the hospital.

Is she? What's wrong with her now?

She hasn't been a bit well. She was in bed for a fortnight.

So it's the laziness bothering her then?

Her Kieran was looking after her. He does his best but he hasn't got a clue. Her Caroline looks in now and again but she's took up with this new boy. I think she stays with him. Anyway Jeannie wasn't getting any better so they got the doctor in.

So what was wrong with her anyway?

Her kidneys. She had dehydration.

Well I suppose she would be dehydrated lying sleeping all day. Not drinking enough.


Ye needn't think I'll be going to visit her. I hate her.

I'm not going either. She'd only put me in bad form.


CyberScribe said...


Nelly said...

Thank God for the Acronym Dictionary.

Were you? Were you really?

CyberScribe said...

later on in the day, or night, so I'm told :-)