Your Aunt Jeannie's in the hospital.
Is she? What's wrong with her now?
She hasn't been a bit well. She was in bed for a fortnight.
So it's the laziness bothering her then?
Her Kieran was looking after her. He does his best but he hasn't got a clue. Her Caroline looks in now and again but she's took up with this new boy. I think she stays with him. Anyway Jeannie wasn't getting any better so they got the doctor in.
So what was wrong with her anyway?
Her kidneys. She had dehydration.
Well I suppose she would be dehydrated lying sleeping all day. Not drinking enough.
Ye needn't think I'll be going to visit her. I hate her.
I'm not going either. She'd only put me in bad form.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Poor Aunt Jeannie
Overheard at the health centre