And A Good One At That

Sometimes I have to ask people what religion they are. Even worser I have to ask people about their sexual orientation. All this you see to prove that quotas are being met and discrimination is being avoided.

So the other night,

"Are you Protestant, Catholic, Other or None? You don't have to answer if you don't want to."

"Ah'm a Pradistant. And a good wan at that."

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